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I am a Fantasy Artist
Alabaster Cromwell the third
18/Male/United States
Why I Am Here
- To herd llamas
Last Visit: 8 hours ago
African or european swallow?
Art Zone
Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
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this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
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this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are luved
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WARNING! this Deviant has a tendency to type first, think later. DO NOT take anything she has put above seriously or to heart!!
That way she doesn't get regret pains later in life.
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this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
Standing by
Content
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Hey lookie! [link]
I'm not normal, I'm just apathetic!!!
Avvie by ~LarkSprite
yeah, life seems to put trails of blue sharks in your path instead of bread crumbs or butterflies...
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this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
I'm just a respectibiggle marshwiggle
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Hey lookie! [link]
I'm not normal, I'm just apathetic!!!
Avvie by ~LarkSprite
yeah, life seems to put trails of blue sharks in your path instead of bread crumbs or butterflies...
--
this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
I'm just a respectibiggle marshwiggle
--
Hey lookie! [link]
I'm not normal, I'm just apathetic!!!
Avvie by ~LarkSprite
yeah, life seems to put trails of blue sharks in your path instead of bread crumbs or butterflies...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved
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WARNING!
this Deviant has a tendency to type first, think later.
DO NOT take anything she has put above seriously or to heart!!
That way she doesn't get regret pains later in life.
I'm not insane!!! I'm just Reality Intolerant!
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this is swallow's answering machine, swallow can't take your call now but if you leave your name and number i'll break into your house and steel all of your stuff, thank you!
I'm just a respectibiggle marshwiggle
--
WARNING!
this Deviant has a tendency to type first, think later.
DO NOT take anything she has put above seriously or to heart!!
That way she doesn't get regret pains later in life.
I'm not insane!!! I'm just Reality Intolerant!
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